Friday, May 26, 2006

SCHOOL IS OUT (But that isn't the biggest surprise.)

Okay so School IS OUT.......how......awesome........is........that..... COOL (i would love to jump like 15 feet in the air. We got out yesterday at 12 after going through 4 final exams. BUT IT IS ALL OVER.
So that started me off in a good mood. But........................there is more.
??????????????????????I know the suspense is to much for you to bear?????????????????????
okay i will tell you.
Yesterday my dad and i went to look at a 1984 Honda Accord LX. After looking at it a while it looks like i will be getting my first manual car when we get back from my trip (or i will be able to drive it then). It is a manual and lets just say I haven't practiced with a manual since guinea so i am going to have to practice a few day. (oh one other thing to remember with a manual it is very easy to roll on a hill and stall it(BELIEVE ME I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE).
Here are some pics:


















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Oh and I got my first paycheck. Awesome
Man this week is starting to get better. Just what I needed after 4 exams. phheww.
Later DUDES

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+ On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time. Then he turned to his father and said; “Gee, Dad, stork doesn’t recognized me.”

+ A tired hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. “Am I glad to see you,” he said. “I’ve been lost for three days.” “Don’t get too excited, friend,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”

+ An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please." she answered. "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring." "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. “No." he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No." she said. "Good," he answered.

+ Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight months.Applicant: Thank you. I’ll drop back in eight months.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Here We GO

Well I finally have a job at Chick Fil A. I started Monday May 15, 2006. I right now am doing bagging but next week i am supposed to start learning how to make the food. and then when i get back from our family vacation I am supposed to start doing the register. It is good that i finally am able to start working.

This week is our last week. mon,tues, wed are full days and Thurs is a half day and it is the last day. We have finals on wed and thurs that count 20% of your grade. So pretty much they determine whether you do well or do bad or even if you fail. SCARY AND STRESSFUL

But hey.

Later

Steve


JOKES ENJOY

+ Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

+ A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend; “I just lost 10 pounds!”His friend says; “Turn around; I think I found them!”

+ A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.”Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”

+ Why did the woman only change her baby’s diaper once a month? On the package it read "good for up to 15 pounds"

+ Years ago there was a baker's assistant whose sole job wasto pour the dough mixture for making sausage rolls(apparently the royal family loved sausage). Becausepeople were identified by their professions, he was justcalled Richard the Pourer.One day Richard ran out of some key ingredients, namely asecret spice he used in the batter. He called his apprenticeand sent him to the store to buy more spices. When theapprentice arrived at the store, he found that he hadforgotten the name of the ingredient.Hoping that the storekeeper might be able to figure it out,he described it to him by saying, "It's for Richard thePourer, for batter for wurst."