Whew
Hello!School has been busy. 3 page research papers due last thursday and and essay this pas monday, a test in english tomorrow and thursday, and test in French on thursday, Algebra 2 test thursday, and more projects next week. It never seems to end but hey it's school. :):):)
My HOUSE IS ON FIRE! well actually it isn't on fire but our dog is tearing it apart. chewing everything she can get her hands on. We practically have to keep everything under lock and key. I'll say one thing she is getting big. Tell you what open internet explorer....click images....type chow....we hope she doesn't get the big.:(:( My dad is really worried and my mom and dad are now saying that they didn't know what they're getting themselves into.
Want to laugh: hehehehehe:
* A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop."I juggle them in my act.""Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it. "The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch."Wow, "says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
* Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
* A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairyfarm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got outand raised the hood to see if he could find out what hadhappened.A brown and white cow slowly lumbered from the field she hadbeen grazing in over to the car and stuck her head under thehood beside the man.After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Lookslike a bad carburetor to me." Then she walked back into thefield and began grazing again.Amazed, the man walked back to the farmhouse he had justpassed, where he met a farmer. "Hey, mister, is that yourcow in the field?" he asked.The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yep, that'sold Bessie."The man then said, "Well my car's broken down, and she justsaid, 'Looks like a bad carburetor to me.'"The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Bessie,son. She don't know a thing about cars."
Later
SD
posted by Pilot Man SED @ 7:50 PM
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