SWEET. NO SCHOOL
Man do i love weather make up days, that is when you don't have to make the day up. It was so nice not having to go to school on Thursday or Friday. Yes for all of you who had school I am sad. I mean it must have been very hard to go to school. All i had to do was worry about sleeping in. Oh man this is the life. YEP
Well Besides doing nothing i have done nothing. Well not really. Last week the school had midterm exams. I got a 96% on my Algebra 2 test, and 82% on English, an 100% on my french project and then i think i got like 96 or 98% in strategies for success. I had to switch classes from Strategies for success to Health because they are only half semester courses not full semester classes. So i met my new teacher and am getting use to otherwise i haven't really done all that much but hey.
And as John commented my dog is getting bigger therefore we have determined it must be of the same species that CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG was. As John pointed out with having this big dog i could money writing children stories. For some reason my dad does not like the thought of this dog gaining 2-3 pounds a week. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED
Oh and yesterday we went on a drive with her. Check her out.
"Man why is every thing going by so fast."
well gotta go
Steve
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WANT TO LAUGH* A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him.To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree."With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only 3 feet tall.
* A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again. One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."
*Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
* A foursome teed off on the long par-3. The green on thishole lay behind a large bunker, so any shot that made thegreen would disappear over the top ridge of bunker and youcouldn't tell where your ball landed until you arrived on thegreen.After the last player hit his shot, the first golfer to hitcharged off down the fairway, without waiting for the others.He disappeared over the bunker and seconds later came runningback down the fairway yelling and screaming, "I got a hole-in-one! I don't believe it!""You've got to be kidding," said the others. "You run aheadof us down the fairway and disappear behind that bunker, andnow, all of a sudden, you claim you have a hole-in-one. Howstupid do you think we three are?""No, no. It's true. I swear it," he said crossing his heart."Go look. I left it in the hole to prove it."
Later
SD
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